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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Digi Whack | digiwhack.me</title><link>http://digiwhack.me</link><language>en-us</language><description>Permenant graffetti in the digital world - say your whack message now!</description><docs>http://digiwhack.me/rss.xml</docs><webMaster>info@digiwhack.me (Digi Whack)</webMaster><copyright>Copyright digiwhack.me The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only.</copyright><image><url>http://media.digiwhack.me/digiwhack_logo.gif</url><title>Digi Whack | digiwhack.me</title><link>http://digiwhack.me</link></image><item><title><![CDATA[The American People will take Socialism, but they won't take the label.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/the-american-people-will-take-socialism-but-they-won-t-take-the-label</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/the-american-people-will-take-socialism-but-they-won-t-take-the-label</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 3 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:06:10 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Yo, this site is the whackist]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/yo-this-site-is-the-whackist</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/yo-this-site-is-the-whackist</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 3 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:38:47 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-all-you-have-is-a-hammer-everything-looks-like-a-nail</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-all-you-have-is-a-hammer-everything-looks-like-a-nail</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 20:28:08 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[stop living a myth the 'left' has never controlled the national conversation]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/stop-living-a-myth-the-left-has-never-controlled-the-national-conversation</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/stop-living-a-myth-the-left-has-never-controlled-the-national-conversation</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 5 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:14:51 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Everyone in your dream is you - it's always you.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/everyone-in-your-dream-is-you-it-s-always-you</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/everyone-in-your-dream-is-you-it-s-always-you</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 5 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:07:49 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Not everyone is a thief]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/not-everyone-is-a-thief</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/not-everyone-is-a-thief</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 4 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 17:52:56 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Every day is narcissist appreciation day!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/every-day-is-narcissist-appreciation-day</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/every-day-is-narcissist-appreciation-day</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 31 times and is ranked 3</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 21:06:20 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A giant rooster heads towards a retro swimming pool completly ambivalent human bathers. . .]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/a-giant-rooster-heads-towards-a-retro-swimming-pool-completly-ambivalent-human-bathers</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/a-giant-rooster-heads-towards-a-retro-swimming-pool-completly-ambivalent-human-bathers</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 10 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 11:52:28 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[No fat chicks, no whammy no whammy no whammy
]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/no-fat-chicks-no-whammy-no-whammy-no-whammy</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/no-fat-chicks-no-whammy-no-whammy-no-whammy</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 00:17:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Batches, don't try and hold me down.  I will survive]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/batches-don-t-try-and-hold-me-down-i-will-survive</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/batches-don-t-try-and-hold-me-down-i-will-survive</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 5 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 00:16:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[sad music is my blessing and my curse. sometimes I just want a life without the sadness, as dull as it might be..]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/sad-music-is-my-blessing-and-my-curse-sometimes-i-just-want-a-life-without-the-sadness-as-dull-as-it-might-be</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/sad-music-is-my-blessing-and-my-curse-sometimes-i-just-want-a-life-without-the-sadness-as-dull-as-it-might-be</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 6 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 22:17:54 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[jenn valerie rockwell is god damn amazing! adddd her; myspace.com/jennnnx12 - formspring.me/jennnaaboo (:]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/jenn-valerie-rockwell-is-god-damn-amazing-adddd-her-myspace-com-jennnnx12-formspring-me-jennnaaboo</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/jenn-valerie-rockwell-is-god-damn-amazing-adddd-her-myspace-com-jennnnx12-formspring-me-jennnaaboo</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 12 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 08:48:19 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jenn Rockwell is amazing &she is gorgeousss! adddd her on myspace.(: myspace.com/jennnnx12 -oh! &she doesn't fake bake,she's all natural.(;]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/jenn-rockwell-is-amazing-she-is-gorgeousss-adddd-her-on-myspace-myspace-com-jennnnx12-oh-she-doesn-t-fake-bake-she-s-all-natural</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/jenn-rockwell-is-amazing-she-is-gorgeousss-adddd-her-on-myspace-myspace-com-jennnnx12-oh-she-doesn-t-fake-bake-she-s-all-natural</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 22 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 15:19:11 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[take her easy. And if she is that easy, take her again.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/take-her-easy-and-if-she-is-that-easy-take-her-again</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/take-her-easy-and-if-she-is-that-easy-take-her-again</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 19 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:35:14 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sometimes you're the bird, sometimes you're the windshield.
]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/sometimes-you-re-the-bird-sometimes-you-re-the-windshield</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/sometimes-you-re-the-bird-sometimes-you-re-the-windshield</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 12 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 22:01:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Digiwhack would whack me better if it created anonymous roster groups so that friends with dirty secrets could reminisce with impunity.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/digiwhack-would-whack-me-better-if-it-created-anonymous-roster-groups-so-that-friends-with-dirty-secrets-could-reminisce-with-impunity</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/digiwhack-would-whack-me-better-if-it-created-anonymous-roster-groups-so-that-friends-with-dirty-secrets-could-reminisce-with-impunity</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 6 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 21:45:04 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Camellia]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/camellia</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/camellia</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 11 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 07:29:48 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If thoughts could only subside... decisions would be easier. -D]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-thoughts-could-only-subside-decisions-would-be-easier-d</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-thoughts-could-only-subside-decisions-would-be-easier-d</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 10 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:06:52 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[All the world is ablaze with boredom]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/all-the-world-is-ablaze-with-boredom</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/all-the-world-is-ablaze-with-boredom</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 11 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 21:19:04 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Twitter is worth spending time on because the more you do, the more it breaks, and seeing funny pictures of whales or robots, is fun.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/twitter-is-worth-spending-time-on-because-the-more-you-do-the-more-it-breaks-and-seeing-funny-pictures-of-whales-or-robots-is-fun</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/twitter-is-worth-spending-time-on-because-the-more-you-do-the-more-it-breaks-and-seeing-funny-pictures-of-whales-or-robots-is-fun</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 26 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:29:34 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[She put the "meh" in megan]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/she-put-the-meh-in-megan</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/she-put-the-meh-in-megan</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 11 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:44:42 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Say I love her with Hookers & blow for v-day this year.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/say-i-love-her-with-hookers-blow-for-v-day-this-year</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/say-i-love-her-with-hookers-blow-for-v-day-this-year</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 12 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 14:38:02 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Would it be inappropriate to tweet out which porn I am watching right now?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/would-it-be-inappropriate-to-tweet-out-which-porn-i-am-watching-right-now</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/would-it-be-inappropriate-to-tweet-out-which-porn-i-am-watching-right-now</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 11 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 13:38:32 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Happy v-day. Aka happy vagina day.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/happy-v-day-aka-happy-vagina-day</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/happy-v-day-aka-happy-vagina-day</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 5 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 10:30:05 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[hey @gbattle, yer kickin ass today]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/hey-gbattle-yer-kickin-ass-today</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/hey-gbattle-yer-kickin-ass-today</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 9 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:35:43 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[word]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/word</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/word</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 5 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:35:26 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[She broke my heart.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/she-broke-my-heart</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/she-broke-my-heart</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 6 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:42:03 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Argue about life but no one will know the truth until it's too late.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/argue-about-life-but-no-one-will-know-the-truth-until-it-s-too-late</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/argue-about-life-but-no-one-will-know-the-truth-until-it-s-too-late</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 21 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:38:29 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[1]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/1</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/1</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 10 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:28:46 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[you can't fill you life with emptiness and expect to feel full.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/you-can-t-fill-you-life-with-emptiness-and-expect-to-feel-full</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/you-can-t-fill-you-life-with-emptiness-and-expect-to-feel-full</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 4 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 23:34:01 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I want a fucking happiness pill, goddammit! Assholes!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-want-a-fucking-happiness-pill-goddammit-assholes</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-want-a-fucking-happiness-pill-goddammit-assholes</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 16 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 20:54:02 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm crazy about her and will wait till time ends to hear her say the same.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-crazy-about-her-and-will-wait-till-time-ends-to-hear-her-say-the-same</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-crazy-about-her-and-will-wait-till-time-ends-to-hear-her-say-the-same</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 11 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 19:43:03 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Conservatism gives some people what they want. Liberalism gives all people what they need.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/conservatism-gives-some-people-what-they-want-liberalism-gives-all-people-what-they-need</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/conservatism-gives-some-people-what-they-want-liberalism-gives-all-people-what-they-need</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 69 times and is ranked 3</description><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 16:06:42 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[When I get really sad, I try to convince myself it's good because I know I'm alive. It rarely works.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/when-i-get-really-sad-i-try-to-convince-myself-it-s-good-because-i-know-i-m-alive-it-rarely-works</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/when-i-get-really-sad-i-try-to-convince-myself-it-s-good-because-i-know-i-m-alive-it-rarely-works</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 7 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:07:02 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Inb4 shitstorm]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/inb4-shitstorm</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/inb4-shitstorm</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 26 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:59:45 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You just can't tell your secrets to an amphibian]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/you-just-can-t-tell-your-secrets-to-an-amphibian</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/you-just-can-t-tell-your-secrets-to-an-amphibian</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 6 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:57:50 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I am with stupid.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-am-with-stupid</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-am-with-stupid</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 11 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 13:22:45 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[New policy: two bottle minimum]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/new-policy-two-bottle-minimum</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/new-policy-two-bottle-minimum</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 9 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 13:02:02 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[of the thousands on people the Internets you had sex with, we are talking about the one I had sex with in a car.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/of-the-thousands-on-people-the-internets-you-had-sex-with-we-are-talking-about-the-one-i-had-sex-with-in-a-car</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/of-the-thousands-on-people-the-internets-you-had-sex-with-we-are-talking-about-the-one-i-had-sex-with-in-a-car</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 6 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 03:14:02 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[the state my ass is in is a statement of bad decisions over the last 3 months]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/the-state-my-ass-is-in-is-a-statement-of-bad-decisions-over-the-last-3-months</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/the-state-my-ass-is-in-is-a-statement-of-bad-decisions-over-the-last-3-months</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 7 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 08:35:21 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm super lonely and depressed today. Feel like I'm dying]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-super-lonely-and-depressed-today-feel-like-i-m-dying</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-super-lonely-and-depressed-today-feel-like-i-m-dying</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 49 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:41:03 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I can't even blow my way to the top.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-can-t-even-blow-my-way-to-the-top</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-can-t-even-blow-my-way-to-the-top</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:41:02 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Guess who fucked Kristen Stewart, @limandco]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/guess-who-fucked-kristen-stewart-limandco</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/guess-who-fucked-kristen-stewart-limandco</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 22 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:41:01 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[techcrunch sucks balls, they never fact check!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/techcrunch-sucks-balls-they-never-fact-check</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/techcrunch-sucks-balls-they-never-fact-check</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 18 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:42:32 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[gbattle is awesome!!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/gbattle-is-awesome</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/gbattle-is-awesome</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 6 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:42:04 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[the future is stupid]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/the-future-is-stupid</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/the-future-is-stupid</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 3 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:40:35 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[evolution is God's creation in motion.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/evolution-is-god-s-creation-in-motion</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/evolution-is-god-s-creation-in-motion</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 30 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 02:35:35 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[put that in your very, very expensive pipe and smoke it!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/put-that-in-your-very-very-expensive-pipe-and-smoke-it</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/put-that-in-your-very-very-expensive-pipe-and-smoke-it</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 14 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:39:44 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[as]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/as</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/as</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 5 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:21:15 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[would you ever think a frog and a thong would make a girl happy? the french suck]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/would-you-ever-think-a-frog-and-a-thong-would-make-a-girl-happy-the-french-suck</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/would-you-ever-think-a-frog-and-a-thong-would-make-a-girl-happy-the-french-suck</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 34 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:34:27 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[thank you]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/thank-you</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/thank-you</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:21:04 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You make me so hard.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/you-make-me-so-hard</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/you-make-me-so-hard</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 7 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:36:21 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I am saying something]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-am-saying-something</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-am-saying-something</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 7 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:23:01 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Text messaging is dangerously seductive.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/text-messaging-is-dangerously-seductive</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/text-messaging-is-dangerously-seductive</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 38 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:52:29 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You wish you had talent. loser]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/you-wish-you-had-talent-loser</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/you-wish-you-had-talent-loser</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 7 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:21:01 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Not this one you fool! the bottom right one]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/not-this-one-you-fool-the-bottom-right-one</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/not-this-one-you-fool-the-bottom-right-one</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 11 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:35:54 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[HI SHASHAKIM GOOD
]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/hi-shashakim-good</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/hi-shashakim-good</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 4 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:00:08 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[E-trade is a piece of shit company! Never, ever use them. They will steal your money and tell you it's your own fault. Cock suckers!!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/e-trade-is-a-piece-of-shit-company-never-ever-use-them-they-will-steal-your-money-and-tell-you-it-s-your-own-fault-cock-suckers</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/e-trade-is-a-piece-of-shit-company-never-ever-use-them-they-will-steal-your-money-and-tell-you-it-s-your-own-fault-cock-suckers</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 11 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:03:30 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's not a learning curve if the code is broken.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-not-a-learning-curve-if-the-code-is-broken</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-not-a-learning-curve-if-the-code-is-broken</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 41 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:59:59 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is very sorry a spammer is ruining the fun for everyone. Here is their IP address, they are in new york 68.173.96.237]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/is-very-sorry-a-spammer-is-ruining-the-fun-for-everyone-here-is-their-ip-address-they-are-in-new-york-68-173-96-237</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/is-very-sorry-a-spammer-is-ruining-the-fun-for-everyone-here-is-their-ip-address-they-are-in-new-york-68-173-96-237</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 10 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:45:55 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fuck you spammer!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/fuck-you-spammer</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/fuck-you-spammer</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 39 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:51:33 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dear homeless guy, thanks for explaining my sexual options to me. Very informative.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/dear-homeless-guy-thanks-for-explaining-my-sexual-options-to-me-very-informative</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/dear-homeless-guy-thanks-for-explaining-my-sexual-options-to-me-very-informative</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 11 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:40:56 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What would happen if the world ran itself? Corporations and fascists would go out of bizness.  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/what-would-happen-if-the-world-ran-itself-corporations-and-fascists-would-go-out-of-bizness</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/what-would-happen-if-the-world-ran-itself-corporations-and-fascists-would-go-out-of-bizness</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:56:43 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You're a dick!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/you-re-a-dick</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/you-re-a-dick</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 7 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:48:05 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Scurvy is the new black.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/scurvy-is-the-new-black</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/scurvy-is-the-new-black</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 4 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:52:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[i am experiencing objected oriented benzodiazepine withdrawal  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-am-experiencing-objected-oriented-benzodiazepine-withdrawal</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-am-experiencing-objected-oriented-benzodiazepine-withdrawal</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 5 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:39:38 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half ass. - Homer Simpson]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-don-t-like-your-job-you-don-t-strike-you-just-go-in-everyday-and-do-it-really-half-ass-homer-simpson</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-don-t-like-your-job-you-don-t-strike-you-just-go-in-everyday-and-do-it-really-half-ass-homer-simpson</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:11:55 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rock me baby like a wagon wheel!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/rock-me-baby-like-a-wagon-wheel</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/rock-me-baby-like-a-wagon-wheel</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 6 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 08:47:59 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Love is a still myth
Such illusions do persist
Hope in Hesiod's myth]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/love-is-a-still-myth-such-illusions-do-persist-hope-in-hesiod-s-myth</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/love-is-a-still-myth-such-illusions-do-persist-hope-in-hesiod-s-myth</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 27 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:56:50 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[0010111010100101010011111010100101010101010101010101101010101010110110101101010101010010101010101101010101010101010101010101001011011011102]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/0010111010100101010011111010100101010101010101010101101010101010110110101101010101010010101010101101010101010101010101010101001011011011102</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/0010111010100101010011111010100101010101010101010101101010101010110110101101010101010010101010101101010101010101010101010101001011011011102</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 6 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:54:06 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[O O O O O O O O!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 7 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:52:40 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I never make a mistake.  Once I thought I did, but I was wrong, so I was right.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-never-make-a-mistake-once-i-thought-i-did-but-i-was-wrong-so-i-was-right</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-never-make-a-mistake-once-i-thought-i-did-but-i-was-wrong-so-i-was-right</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 6 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:51:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hack day is for hacks]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/hack-day-is-for-hacks</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/hack-day-is-for-hacks</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 26 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:55:43 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[activities in progress. 
enter at your own risk.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/activities-in-progress-enter-at-your-own-risk</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/activities-in-progress-enter-at-your-own-risk</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 20 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 08:17:30 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Did it hurt?  When you fell from the sky, cause I think you're an angel.  Oh, you're really a man?  Well then, sorry about that.  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/did-it-hurt-when-you-fell-from-the-sky-cause-i-think-you-re-an-angel-oh-you-re-really-a-man-well-then-sorry-about-that</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/did-it-hurt-when-you-fell-from-the-sky-cause-i-think-you-re-an-angel-oh-you-re-really-a-man-well-then-sorry-about-that</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 14 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:00:58 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Homeless people would rather have a  cigarette than a dollar, It's hilarious.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/homeless-people-would-rather-have-a-cigarette-than-a-dollar-it-s-hilarious</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/homeless-people-would-rather-have-a-cigarette-than-a-dollar-it-s-hilarious</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 20 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:00:05 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A/S/L?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/a-s-l</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/a-s-l</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 22 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:59:27 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Your parents hated you, you were adopted, and no one can remember who you are on a daily basis.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/your-parents-hated-you-you-were-adopted-and-no-one-can-remember-who-you-are-on-a-daily-basis</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/your-parents-hated-you-you-were-adopted-and-no-one-can-remember-who-you-are-on-a-daily-basis</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 22 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:58:56 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Playing World Of Warcraft isn't playing at all.  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/playing-world-of-warcraft-isn-t-playing-at-all</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/playing-world-of-warcraft-isn-t-playing-at-all</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 22 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:57:42 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tuna salad goes better with grapes and pecans.  Seriously, try it.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/tuna-salad-goes-better-with-grapes-and-pecans-seriously-try-it</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/tuna-salad-goes-better-with-grapes-and-pecans-seriously-try-it</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 17 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:56:35 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Movies make us a realize how comfortable we are not parachuting out of planes or dodging bullets in a parka.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/movies-make-us-a-realize-how-comfortable-we-are-not-parachuting-out-of-planes-or-dodging-bullets-in-a-parka</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/movies-make-us-a-realize-how-comfortable-we-are-not-parachuting-out-of-planes-or-dodging-bullets-in-a-parka</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 22 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:55:49 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'd rather be texting right now.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-d-rather-be-texting-right-now</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-d-rather-be-texting-right-now</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 21 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:54:23 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[People trying to be different end up being the same.  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/people-trying-to-be-different-end-up-being-the-same</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/people-trying-to-be-different-end-up-being-the-same</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 18 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:53:46 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Caution: Slow Children At Play!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/caution-slow-children-at-play</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/caution-slow-children-at-play</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 27 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:53:08 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stubbing your toe is like falling off a building, except it makes you curse a hell of a lot more.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/stubbing-your-toe-is-like-falling-off-a-building-except-it-makes-you-curse-a-hell-of-a-lot-more</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/stubbing-your-toe-is-like-falling-off-a-building-except-it-makes-you-curse-a-hell-of-a-lot-more</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 17 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:52:41 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you were ever picked last for dodgeball, chances are you're fatter than you think.  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-were-ever-picked-last-for-dodgeball-chances-are-you-re-fatter-than-you-think</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-were-ever-picked-last-for-dodgeball-chances-are-you-re-fatter-than-you-think</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 16 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:51:58 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Really don't mind if you sit this one out.  My word's but a whisper, your deafness a shout! -- Jethro Tull]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/really-don-t-mind-if-you-sit-this-one-out-my-word-s-but-a-whisper-your-deafness-a-shout-jethro-tull</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/really-don-t-mind-if-you-sit-this-one-out-my-word-s-but-a-whisper-your-deafness-a-shout-jethro-tull</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 18 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:51:13 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ Women need a reason to have sex.  Men just need a place.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/women-need-a-reason-to-have-sex-men-just-need-a-place</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/women-need-a-reason-to-have-sex-men-just-need-a-place</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 135 times and is ranked 27</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:17:03 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Oh man, I've felt totally stoned all day and I'm sober. Not sure if this is good or bad. Hope I don't die!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/oh-man-i-ve-felt-totally-stoned-all-day-and-i-m-sober-not-sure-if-this-is-good-or-bad-hope-i-don-t-die</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/oh-man-i-ve-felt-totally-stoned-all-day-and-i-m-sober-not-sure-if-this-is-good-or-bad-hope-i-don-t-die</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 22 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:26:25 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tyler Hite is actually really cool... sorry you don't feel the same way haters]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/tyler-hite-is-actually-really-cool-sorry-you-don-t-feel-the-same-way-haters</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/tyler-hite-is-actually-really-cool-sorry-you-don-t-feel-the-same-way-haters</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 35 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:25:37 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tyler Hite likes it up the ass.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/tyler-hite-likes-it-up-the-ass</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/tyler-hite-likes-it-up-the-ass</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 17 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:21:29 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I second this...he has a VERY small dick too... :( Love, Kirsten...and Jeremy lasts longer]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-second-this-he-has-a-very-small-dick-too-love-kirsten-and-jeremy-lasts-longer</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-second-this-he-has-a-very-small-dick-too-love-kirsten-and-jeremy-lasts-longer</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 34 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:20:56 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tyler Hite is a fucking loser:-) Love morgan]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/tyler-hite-is-a-fucking-loser-love-morgan</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/tyler-hite-is-a-fucking-loser-love-morgan</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 46 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:19:13 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA["Be who you are,say how you feel.Those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind." Dr.Suess]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/be-who-you-are-say-how-you-feel-those-who-mind-dont-matter-and-those-who-matter-dont-mind-dr-suess</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/be-who-you-are-say-how-you-feel-those-who-mind-dont-matter-and-those-who-matter-dont-mind-dr-suess</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 6 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:05:18 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[UI Designer Dinner Party- Photocopies of Dish  from "Food & Wine" on finest chinaware with fanciest silverware and Perrier.  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/ui-designer-dinner-party-photocopies-of-dish-from-food-wine-on-finest-chinaware-with-fanciest-silverware-and-perrier</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/ui-designer-dinner-party-photocopies-of-dish-from-food-wine-on-finest-chinaware-with-fanciest-silverware-and-perrier</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:30:52 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Web product managers are total fucktards!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/web-product-managers-are-total-fucktards</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/web-product-managers-are-total-fucktards</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 16 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 10:41:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I long for your love.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-long-for-your-love</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-long-for-your-love</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 22 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:01:03 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Holy Moly ...  It is already Friday again ? ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/holy-moly-it-is-already-friday-again</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/holy-moly-it-is-already-friday-again</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 33 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:20:46 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[My policy is that people shouldn't throw stones, unless they live in a glass house.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/my-policy-is-that-people-shouldn-t-throw-stones-unless-they-live-in-a-glass-house</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/my-policy-is-that-people-shouldn-t-throw-stones-unless-they-live-in-a-glass-house</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 31 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:44:24 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[the more information you have,the more informed you are!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/the-more-information-you-have-the-more-informed-you-are</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/the-more-information-you-have-the-more-informed-you-are</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 38 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:31:56 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[i'm balls deep in the internet.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-balls-deep-in-the-internet</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-balls-deep-in-the-internet</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 25 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:21:08 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[All the world is my child's oyster. I just get the mud that oyster lives in. ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/all-the-world-is-my-child-s-oyster-i-just-get-the-mud-that-oyster-lives-in</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/all-the-world-is-my-child-s-oyster-i-just-get-the-mud-that-oyster-lives-in</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:10:37 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If I was rich, I wouldn't have to listen to anyone but my inner child. Instead, I get to spend my day listening to my bosses inner child.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-i-was-rich-i-wouldn-t-have-to-listen-to-anyone-but-my-inner-child-instead-i-get-to-spend-my-day-listening-to-my-bosses-inner-child</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-i-was-rich-i-wouldn-t-have-to-listen-to-anyone-but-my-inner-child-instead-i-get-to-spend-my-day-listening-to-my-bosses-inner-child</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 53 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:53:42 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Do you know the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock in your mouth.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/do-you-know-the-difference-between-jelly-and-jam-i-can-t-jelly-my-cock-in-your-mouth</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/do-you-know-the-difference-between-jelly-and-jam-i-can-t-jelly-my-cock-in-your-mouth</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 37 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 01:28:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[An idiot is a person who doesn't realize someone else may have  the better answer to a problem]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/an-idiot-is-a-person-who-doesn-t-realize-someone-else-may-have-the-better-answer-to-a-problem</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/an-idiot-is-a-person-who-doesn-t-realize-someone-else-may-have-the-better-answer-to-a-problem</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 161 times and is ranked 26</description><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:16:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Anything that isn't constructive is just noise.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/anything-that-isn-t-constructive-is-just-noise</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/anything-that-isn-t-constructive-is-just-noise</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 56 times and is ranked 1</description><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:57:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nothing is impossible except peeing in a naked man's pocket.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/nothing-is-impossible-except-peeing-in-a-naked-man-s-pocket</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/nothing-is-impossible-except-peeing-in-a-naked-man-s-pocket</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 51 times and is ranked 3</description><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:34:40 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Love is like porn, without all the stuff that makes porn good.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/love-is-like-porn-without-all-the-stuff-that-makes-porn-good</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/love-is-like-porn-without-all-the-stuff-that-makes-porn-good</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 74 times and is ranked 5</description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:37:20 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[is there a difference between a powerless tool and a lying asshole. I say one is the tool of the other ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/is-there-a-difference-between-a-powerless-tool-and-a-lying-asshole-i-say-one-is-the-tool-of-the-other</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/is-there-a-difference-between-a-powerless-tool-and-a-lying-asshole-i-say-one-is-the-tool-of-the-other</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 19 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:41:51 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Those who can't do are HR gatekeepers.  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/those-who-can-t-do-are-hr-gatekeepers</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/those-who-can-t-do-are-hr-gatekeepers</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 41 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:47:59 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[look head need feet ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/look-head-need-feet</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/look-head-need-feet</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 15 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:22:20 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Eating peanut butter cookies somehow doesn't replace the craving for sex.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/eating-peanut-butter-cookies-somehow-doesn-t-replace-the-craving-for-sex</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/eating-peanut-butter-cookies-somehow-doesn-t-replace-the-craving-for-sex</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 49 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:59:58 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I feel so ugly when I don't get fucked regularly.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-feel-so-ugly-when-i-don-t-get-fucked-regularly</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-feel-so-ugly-when-i-don-t-get-fucked-regularly</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 28 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:59:17 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm a fat girl in a skinny girl's body.  One day that'll catch up.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-a-fat-girl-in-a-skinny-girl-s-body-one-day-that-ll-catch-up</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-a-fat-girl-in-a-skinny-girl-s-body-one-day-that-ll-catch-up</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 42 times and is ranked -8</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:58:44 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's not a cookie-eating contest when you're the only contestant.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-not-a-cookie-eating-contest-when-you-re-the-only-contestant</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-not-a-cookie-eating-contest-when-you-re-the-only-contestant</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 36 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:57:44 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[michael jackson raped babys]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/michael-jackson-raped-babys</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/michael-jackson-raped-babys</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 21 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:02:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Attendance is low this year. Guess it was the poison kool-aid we served last year that drove them away.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/attendance-is-low-this-year-guess-it-was-the-poison-kool-aid-we-served-last-year-that-drove-them-away</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/attendance-is-low-this-year-guess-it-was-the-poison-kool-aid-we-served-last-year-that-drove-them-away</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 47 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:29:27 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I should have another one for beating the clap.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-should-have-another-one-for-beating-the-clap</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-should-have-another-one-for-beating-the-clap</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 23:22:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[One time at band camp.. I totally did stuff to this boy and he LIKED it.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/one-time-at-band-camp-i-totally-did-stuff-to-this-boy-and-he-liked-it</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/one-time-at-band-camp-i-totally-did-stuff-to-this-boy-and-he-liked-it</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 12 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:23:41 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[if I shot a homeless guy in the face would anyone care?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-i-shot-a-homeless-guy-in-the-face-would-anyone-care</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-i-shot-a-homeless-guy-in-the-face-would-anyone-care</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 9 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:47:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[After age 30, only balding dudes and ugly chicks wear hats.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/after-age-30-only-balding-dudes-and-ugly-chicks-wear-hats</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/after-age-30-only-balding-dudes-and-ugly-chicks-wear-hats</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 45 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:21:07 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm sorry, but white chicks are fat.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-sorry-but-white-chicks-are-fat</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-sorry-but-white-chicks-are-fat</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 7 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:02:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[In the summer, my cat's ears are cold and furry--like balls.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/in-the-summer-my-cat-s-ears-are-cold-and-furry-like-balls</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/in-the-summer-my-cat-s-ears-are-cold-and-furry-like-balls</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 28 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:44:06 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Wish ctrl + alt + delete would work on my life.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/wish-ctrl-alt-delete-would-work-on-my-life</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/wish-ctrl-alt-delete-would-work-on-my-life</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 24 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:43:22 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[When it is late, I can't sleep, and I'm lonely, sometimes I rub the inside of my cat's ear over and over again with my left thumb. ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/when-it-is-late-i-can-t-sleep-and-i-m-lonely-sometimes-i-rub-the-inside-of-my-cat-s-ear-over-and-over-again-with-my-left-thumb</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/when-it-is-late-i-can-t-sleep-and-i-m-lonely-sometimes-i-rub-the-inside-of-my-cat-s-ear-over-and-over-again-with-my-left-thumb</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 50 times and is ranked -10</description><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:33:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If this is freedom, then I'm getting my wings clipped.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-this-is-freedom-then-i-m-getting-my-wings-clipped</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-this-is-freedom-then-i-m-getting-my-wings-clipped</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 24 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:30:25 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If I see the midget elevator message one more time, I'm going to go on a midget extermination rampage!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-i-see-the-midget-elevator-message-one-more-time-i-m-going-to-go-on-a-midget-extermination-rampage</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-i-see-the-midget-elevator-message-one-more-time-i-m-going-to-go-on-a-midget-extermination-rampage</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 57 times and is ranked -11</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:18:33 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Just because I want you to cum on my face doesn't mean I have low self esteem! ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/just-because-i-want-you-to-cum-on-my-face-doesn-t-mean-i-have-low-self-esteem</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/just-because-i-want-you-to-cum-on-my-face-doesn-t-mean-i-have-low-self-esteem</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 55 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:17:36 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The last thing I need is a foodie cat with expensive tastes.  Eat the dry food, damn it!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/the-last-thing-i-need-is-a-foodie-cat-with-expensive-tastes-eat-the-dry-food-damn-it</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/the-last-thing-i-need-is-a-foodie-cat-with-expensive-tastes-eat-the-dry-food-damn-it</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 74 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:58:13 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sometimes it doesn't take a village.  Sometimes it just takes a recovering heroin addict telling you to look on the bright side of things.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/sometimes-it-doesn-t-take-a-village-sometimes-it-just-takes-a-recovering-heroin-addict-telling-you-to-look-on-the-bright-side-of-things</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/sometimes-it-doesn-t-take-a-village-sometimes-it-just-takes-a-recovering-heroin-addict-telling-you-to-look-on-the-bright-side-of-things</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 80 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:56:12 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[There once was a ban on buggers, objecting to all gay fuggers.  All did complain, the law gave no gain, and Subarus kept driving ruggers.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/there-once-was-a-ban-on-buggers-objecting-to-all-gay-fuggers-all-did-complain-the-law-gave-no-gain-and-subarus-kept-driving-ruggers</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/there-once-was-a-ban-on-buggers-objecting-to-all-gay-fuggers-all-did-complain-the-law-gave-no-gain-and-subarus-kept-driving-ruggers</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 26 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:49:03 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Turn the volume down on my ass, she said]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/turn-the-volume-down-on-my-ass-she-said</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/turn-the-volume-down-on-my-ass-she-said</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 14 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:35:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Calling me 'cute' doesn't say 'cum on my face']]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/calling-me-cute-doesn-t-say-cum-on-my-face</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/calling-me-cute-doesn-t-say-cum-on-my-face</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 140 times and is ranked 16</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:36:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Names that end in G make me uncomfortable.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/names-that-end-in-g-make-me-uncomfortable</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/names-that-end-in-g-make-me-uncomfortable</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 44 times and is ranked -8</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:19:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You can cum in it and she won't get pregnant]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/you-can-cum-in-it-and-she-won-t-get-pregnant</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/you-can-cum-in-it-and-she-won-t-get-pregnant</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 27 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:16:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I dub your asshole your new vagina]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-dub-your-asshole-your-new-vagina</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-dub-your-asshole-your-new-vagina</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 26 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:15:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Beans. Son. Brobro.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/beans-son-brobro</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/beans-son-brobro</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 15 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:05:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You've been cougared.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/you-ve-been-cougared</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/you-ve-been-cougared</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 26 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:02:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Make me an omelette and get in the bedroom!!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/make-me-an-omelette-and-get-in-the-bedroom</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/make-me-an-omelette-and-get-in-the-bedroom</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 16 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:21:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you have a belly don't rub it!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-have-a-belly-don-t-rub-it</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-have-a-belly-don-t-rub-it</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 29 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:34:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Some come here to sit and think
Others come to shit and stink
I just come to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/some-come-here-to-sit-and-think-others-come-to-shit-and-stink-i-just-come-to-scratch-my-balls-and-read-the-writing-on-the-walls</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/some-come-here-to-sit-and-think-others-come-to-shit-and-stink-i-just-come-to-scratch-my-balls-and-read-the-writing-on-the-walls</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 16 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:34:40 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I hope he likes beer, 'cause that's what he's getting.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-god-dwells-inside-us-like-some-people-say-i-hope-he-likes-beer-cause-that-s-what-he-s-getting</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-god-dwells-inside-us-like-some-people-say-i-hope-he-likes-beer-cause-that-s-what-he-s-getting</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 133 times and is ranked 13</description><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:03:58 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you can read this, you are too close.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-close</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-close</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 57 times and is ranked -11</description><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 22:55:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is a turtle without a shell naked or homeless?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/is-a-turtle-without-a-shell-naked-or-homeless</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/is-a-turtle-without-a-shell-naked-or-homeless</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 70 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:51:14 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Big Brother is watching.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/big-brother-is-watching</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/big-brother-is-watching</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 21 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:06:35 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you don't have the freedom to make mistakes, what freedom do you have?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-don-t-have-the-freedom-to-make-mistakes-what-freedom-do-you-have</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-don-t-have-the-freedom-to-make-mistakes-what-freedom-do-you-have</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 37 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:45:38 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Have you ever wondered if people taste like their ethnic background?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/have-you-ever-wondered-if-people-taste-like-their-ethnic-background</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/have-you-ever-wondered-if-people-taste-like-their-ethnic-background</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 44 times and is ranked -8</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 19:30:46 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[vivian loves to whack... digi whack.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/vivian-loves-to-whack-digi-whack</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/vivian-loves-to-whack-digi-whack</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 17 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:07:44 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hi Greg.  How are you?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/hi-greg-how-are-you</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/hi-greg-how-are-you</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 19 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:06:13 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[To be an Asian youth in America is to be put on an academic pedestal without consent.  The only place to go from there is down.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/to-be-an-asian-youth-in-america-is-to-be-put-on-an-academic-pedestal-without-consent-the-only-place-to-go-from-there-is-down</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/to-be-an-asian-youth-in-america-is-to-be-put-on-an-academic-pedestal-without-consent-the-only-place-to-go-from-there-is-down</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 40 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:05:48 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm not gonna lie, I'm addicted to Digiwhack.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-not-gonna-lie-i-m-addicted-to-digiwhack</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-not-gonna-lie-i-m-addicted-to-digiwhack</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 16 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:58:20 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Standing up on your own two feet isn't so easy when you get down to it--consider the centipede: 100 feet, and still, at times, it falls.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/standing-up-on-your-own-two-feet-isn-t-so-easy-when-you-get-down-to-it-consider-the-centipede-100-feet-and-still-at-times-it-falls</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/standing-up-on-your-own-two-feet-isn-t-so-easy-when-you-get-down-to-it-consider-the-centipede-100-feet-and-still-at-times-it-falls</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 38 times and is ranked -9</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:56:52 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is life analog or digital?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/is-life-analog-or-digital</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/is-life-analog-or-digital</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 16 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:49:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[As America marches towards progress, I struggle to keep the beat.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/as-america-marches-towards-progress-i-struggle-to-keep-the-beat</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/as-america-marches-towards-progress-i-struggle-to-keep-the-beat</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 28 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:41:56 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[always have been they act like spoiled little toddlers when lose pout than name call]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/always-have-been-they-act-like-spoiled-little-toddlers-when-lose-pout-than-name-call</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/always-have-been-they-act-like-spoiled-little-toddlers-when-lose-pout-than-name-call</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 18 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:18:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Republicans are sore losers]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/republicans-are-sore-losers</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/republicans-are-sore-losers</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 16 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 10:31:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you want an answer, ask the walrus.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-want-an-answer-ask-the-walrus</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-want-an-answer-ask-the-walrus</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 34 times and is ranked -8</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:48:23 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I kind of want to live as a hobo for a month.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-kind-of-want-to-live-as-a-hobo-for-a-month</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-kind-of-want-to-live-as-a-hobo-for-a-month</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 43 times and is ranked -10</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:45:16 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you're reading this, you're the man.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-re-reading-this-you-re-the-man</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-re-reading-this-you-re-the-man</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 36 times and is ranked -9</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:42:50 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you're really worried you should handcuff it to your wrist like a briefcase filled with pirate treasure.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-re-really-worried-you-should-handcuff-it-to-your-wrist-like-a-briefcase-filled-with-pirate-treasure</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-re-really-worried-you-should-handcuff-it-to-your-wrist-like-a-briefcase-filled-with-pirate-treasure</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 39 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:41:58 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I have been waiting for seven years and fifteen days.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-have-been-waiting-for-seven-years-and-fifteen-days</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-have-been-waiting-for-seven-years-and-fifteen-days</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 26 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:34:19 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Seriously, the Geekologie Writer is probably the coolest person on the interwebs. He's the man.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/seriously-the-geekologie-writer-is-probably-the-coolest-person-on-the-interwebs-he-s-the-man</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/seriously-the-geekologie-writer-is-probably-the-coolest-person-on-the-interwebs-he-s-the-man</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 42 times and is ranked -14</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:33:22 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lucid Dreaming. Google it.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/lucid-dreaming-google-it</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/lucid-dreaming-google-it</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 40 times and is ranked -9</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:31:08 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I once beat up a kid named Abdi. He was an asshole.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-once-beat-up-a-kid-named-abdi-he-was-an-asshole</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-once-beat-up-a-kid-named-abdi-he-was-an-asshole</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 38 times and is ranked -10</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:29:14 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[No. I'm not.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/no-i-m-not</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/no-i-m-not</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 30 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:26:46 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[your giving him too much credit]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/your-giving-him-too-much-credit</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/your-giving-him-too-much-credit</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 28 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:25:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Geekologie writer is freaking awesome.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/the-geekologie-writer-is-freaking-awesome</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/the-geekologie-writer-is-freaking-awesome</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 24 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:22:38 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. Prepare.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/the-zombie-apocalypse-is-upon-us-prepare</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/the-zombie-apocalypse-is-upon-us-prepare</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 73 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:07:36 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Barack Obama is the Antichrist.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/barack-obama-is-the-antichrist</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/barack-obama-is-the-antichrist</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 30 times and is ranked -8</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:03:04 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Omg, I love bathroom lines]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/omg-i-love-bathroom-lines</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/omg-i-love-bathroom-lines</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 31 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:47:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[To All Employees:
New Incentive Plan! -Work or GET FIRED.
]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/to-all-employees-new-incentive-plan-work-or-get-fired</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/to-all-employees-new-incentive-plan-work-or-get-fired</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 71 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:07:38 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How do you figure? ...Pen & paper.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/how-do-you-figure-pen-paper</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/how-do-you-figure-pen-paper</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 19 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:06:06 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bathroom political ideology is lame]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/bathroom-political-ideology-is-lame</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/bathroom-political-ideology-is-lame</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 24 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:29:29 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[To be unemployed in America is to be invisible.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/to-be-unemployed-in-america-is-to-be-invisible</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/to-be-unemployed-in-america-is-to-be-invisible</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 55 times and is ranked -8</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:24:16 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Unemployment is a character builder.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/unemployment-is-a-character-builder</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/unemployment-is-a-character-builder</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 49 times and is ranked -10</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:23:51 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[No one should have to choose between health insurance and food & housing.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/no-one-should-have-to-choose-between-health-insurance-and-food-housing</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/no-one-should-have-to-choose-between-health-insurance-and-food-housing</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 34 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:23:06 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Does a big nose on a girl mean she has a big vag?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/does-a-big-nose-on-a-girl-mean-she-has-a-big-vag</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/does-a-big-nose-on-a-girl-mean-she-has-a-big-vag</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 17 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:39:04 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[here I sit
bun a flex'en
squeezing out
another Texan]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/here-i-sit-bun-a-flex-en-squeezing-out-another-texan</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/here-i-sit-bun-a-flex-en-squeezing-out-another-texan</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 60 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:51:41 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's all fun and games until somebody declares their love.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-all-fun-and-games-until-somebody-declares-their-love</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-all-fun-and-games-until-somebody-declares-their-love</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 113 times and is ranked 6</description><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:27:57 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[sometimes your the bug sometimes your the windshield]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/sometimes-your-the-bug-sometimes-your-the-windshield</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/sometimes-your-the-bug-sometimes-your-the-windshield</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 67 times and is ranked -9</description><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:04:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Turns out, I hate people.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/turns-out-i-hate-people</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/turns-out-i-hate-people</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 43 times and is ranked -9</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:12:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Technology don't fail me now!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/technology-don-t-fail-me-now</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/technology-don-t-fail-me-now</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 45 times and is ranked -11</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:45:09 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[9/11 was an inside job ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/9-11-was-an-inside-job</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/9-11-was-an-inside-job</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 57 times and is ranked -10</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:26:48 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[never trust someone with an @aol.com e-mail address
]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/never-trust-someone-with-an-aol-com-e-mail-address</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/never-trust-someone-with-an-aol-com-e-mail-address</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 123 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:13:42 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[no money, no hookers and blow.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/no-money-no-hookers-and-blow</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/no-money-no-hookers-and-blow</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 49 times and is ranked -12</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:11:06 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[smiley piercings rock]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/smiley-piercings-rock</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/smiley-piercings-rock</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 60 times and is ranked -14</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:59:23 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[it sucks when you have to wipe more than once and/or get shit/piss on your fingers.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/it-sucks-when-you-have-to-wipe-more-than-once-and-or-get-shit-piss-on-your-fingers</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/it-sucks-when-you-have-to-wipe-more-than-once-and-or-get-shit-piss-on-your-fingers</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 66 times and is ranked -10</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:58:43 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[We never went to the moon.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/we-never-went-to-the-moon</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/we-never-went-to-the-moon</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 77 times and is ranked -14</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:51:31 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[tonsillectomy sucks hairy sweaty ball sacks full of razorblades]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/tonsillectomy-sucks-hairy-sweaty-ball-sacks-full-of-razorblades</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/tonsillectomy-sucks-hairy-sweaty-ball-sacks-full-of-razorblades</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 51 times and is ranked -11</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:50:47 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A war does not tell who is right, but who is left.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/a-war-does-not-tell-who-is-right-but-who-is-left</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/a-war-does-not-tell-who-is-right-but-who-is-left</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 652 times and is ranked 127</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:40:49 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[OMFG if one more retard writes the 'upon these walls' bit I am gonna stab them. Fucking idiots]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/omfg-if-one-more-retard-writes-the-upon-these-walls-bit-i-am-gonna-stab-them-fucking-idiots</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/omfg-if-one-more-retard-writes-the-upon-these-walls-bit-i-am-gonna-stab-them-fucking-idiots</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 85 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:10:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[He who writes upon these walls
rolls his shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/he-who-writes-upon-these-walls-rolls-his-shit-in-little-balls-those-who-read-these-words-of-wit-eat-those-little-balls-of-shit</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/he-who-writes-upon-these-walls-rolls-his-shit-in-little-balls-those-who-read-these-words-of-wit-eat-those-little-balls-of-shit</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 57 times and is ranked -12</description><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:41:04 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Life is a matter of life, time is a matter of time...life last one time but time last for life!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/life-is-a-matter-of-life-time-is-a-matter-of-time-life-last-one-time-but-time-last-for-life</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/life-is-a-matter-of-life-time-is-a-matter-of-time-life-last-one-time-but-time-last-for-life</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 50 times and is ranked -10</description><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:24:56 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Always remember Don't forget to cup the balls]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/always-remember-don-t-forget-to-cup-the-balls</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/always-remember-don-t-forget-to-cup-the-balls</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 87 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 21:03:13 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I wish my wife was this dirty!!!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-wish-my-wife-was-this-dirty</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-wish-my-wife-was-this-dirty</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 115 times and is ranked -8</description><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:49:51 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Plastic surgery is great. It lets you look on the outside how you feel on the inside; FAKE! -- Daniel Tosh]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/plastic-surgery-is-great-it-lets-you-look-on-the-outside-how-you-feel-on-the-inside-fake-daniel-tosh</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/plastic-surgery-is-great-it-lets-you-look-on-the-outside-how-you-feel-on-the-inside-fake-daniel-tosh</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 141 times and is ranked 7</description><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:20:30 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[This site is full of stupid crap!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/this-site-is-full-of-stupid-crap</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/this-site-is-full-of-stupid-crap</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 79 times and is ranked -14</description><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:47:33 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ Be careful when you date passionate people,sometimes they love you, sometimes hate you. And when they hate, boy do they hate you!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/be-careful-when-you-date-passionate-people-sometimes-they-love-you-sometimes-hate-you-and-when-they-hate-boy-do-they-hate-you</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/be-careful-when-you-date-passionate-people-sometimes-they-love-you-sometimes-hate-you-and-when-they-hate-boy-do-they-hate-you</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 97 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 23:37:15 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lindsey, I don't think we should see each other anymore. It's not you, it's me. Good luck with everything
-david]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/lindsey-i-don-t-think-we-should-see-each-other-anymore-it-s-not-you-it-s-me-good-luck-with-everything-david</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/lindsey-i-don-t-think-we-should-see-each-other-anymore-it-s-not-you-it-s-me-good-luck-with-everything-david</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 80 times and is ranked -15</description><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:53:41 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I will never say I'm sorry]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-will-never-say-i-m-sorry</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-will-never-say-i-m-sorry</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 67 times and is ranked -14</description><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 09:21:02 EDT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
